Mythical Creature Admirer Mugs

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Don't worry" he says "I know a shortcut that will get us there with plenty of time"

Two flying pigs.

Christmas Unicorn

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Santa reading newspaper by the light of Rudolph's nose

"Remember, it's bad luck to eat a building that has a 13th floor."

Purple Fairy

"I guess it's time to hit the hay."

Hansel and Grendel

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

Elementary Genetics

Beware of the Dragon

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

Rarely seen spiders!

In the rain, a mermaid walks her fish.

Yellow Fairy

'Well of course there's only one Easter Bunny... damn kids keep eating all my eggs!'

Loch Ness monster falls in love with an inflatable horse.

Less-popular fairy tale endings,

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"

'I'll trade you this shiny new dime for the future rights to you baby teeth.'

Green Fairy

'ARRRGH! I need flesh! I need blood! But what I need the most is a flea collar!'

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Better Gnomes.

'The governor would like a word with you.'