Mythical Creature Enthusiast Mugs

"Do we have time for this?"

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'

"We've voted you off the island."

'Because I don't like unicorns, that's why!'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"We went off the gold standard ages ago."

'It looks to me as though the Yeti's into line dancing'

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

'I found out where the NBA players shop online.'

'Well this could be a problem.'

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"

'Did you hear something?'

"He's looking for a comb."

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

'Well, some spiders might come inside when it gets colder, but don't worry, they're harmless!'

'Those look stunning. How do they feel?'

"Any hallucinations since we changed your medication?"

'The analyst is NOT there to fulfill your neurotic desires.'

'I have to say, this is the most advanced case of foot fungus I've ever seen.'

'But how can you believe in yourself if no one else does?'

"Yes, Larry, I know you just have to go out tonight, but try not to eat anyone, I'm making a lovely frittata for breakfast!"

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Cow Dragon

'We've had so many floods around here that we just, sort of evolved.'

Bigfoot and his wife, Bigmouth.

'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'

'Ah, Mr. Cyclops, your glass is ready!'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'How many times have you been told not to follow mommy too closely?'

"It must be yours. I have no imagination."