Mythical Creatures Enthusiast Mugs

"I can't believe we got on the ark, Fred!"

Werewolves of London, Ontario

'Bad news. The unicorns are both male.'

'I said bring out your dead, not your living dead.'

"Oh, wow! Time to party. Just tell me one thing. Is this cake real."

Tooth Fairy at the Dentist

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Catasaurus

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Diolch

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Viking Loch Ness

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'