Lover Of Mythical Creatures Mugs

'Don't raise your hopes, George - We don't have a frying pan that size!!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Viking Loch Ness

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I always knew you'd come back."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.