Mythical Creatures Fan Mugs

"Be my valentine...Be my valentine...Be my valentine..."

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

"We never discuss religion."

"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'I hope you realise that they count as two wishes.'

'At least, you could have left a tip.'

The Onceupona Times classifieds,

Vampire Flap

'How long have you been having panic attacks?'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Vampire Bat

"I don't care who it is, Miss Hardman - tell him to make an appointment!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Warrior Woman

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Viking Loch Ness

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"