Mythical Characters Admirer Pillows

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"My God! There goes middle management."

Medieval Office Supplies

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Naming that Impala

Fishy tail.

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Baby Brunhilde

Loch Ness Monster

Better Gnomes.

China Launches Lunar Rover

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Euripides