Mythical Characters Admirer Pillows

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Jason and the Aga notes,

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"My God! There goes middle management."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Medieval Office Supplies

Fishy tail.

Naming that Impala

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

'Who's that painted lady?'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Cornucopia

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Loch Ness Monster

Euripides

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