Mythical Figure Admirer Pillows

"Certainly we do upgrades, what are you trading in?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Little help?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Hildegard von Bingen

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

Robert Schumann

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Charles Baudelaire

Fishy tail.

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Cornucopia