Mythical Figure Enthusiast Pillows

Death takes a holiday. . .

"Those are the facts of life as you see them? That there are no superheroes, Santa Claus isn't real, there is no Giant Bunny who delivers Easter eggs, and the government lies to us?"

"A scythe? Why would anyone steal a scythe?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Warrior Woman

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Viking Loch Ness

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Mermaid Art

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Mermaids in love