Mythical Figure Enthusiast Mugs

Death takes a holiday. . .

"Those are the facts of life as you see them? That there are no superheroes, Santa Claus isn't real, there is no Giant Bunny who delivers Easter eggs, and the government lies to us?"

"A scythe? Why would anyone steal a scythe?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Viking Loch Ness

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Mermaid Art

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I always knew you'd come back."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Mermaids in love