Mythical Beings Enthusiasts Pillows

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Mermaid Art

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Mermaids in love

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Meowlzebub

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Vampire on a plane

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Beauty and the Beast

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"