Mythical Beings Enthusiasts Pillows

"Hey. My appointment reminder app isn't working. I think we missed our boarding time on the ark."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Mermaid Art

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Vampire on a plane

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Meowlzebub

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Mermaids in love

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....