Mythical Figure Fans Pillows

'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

Paul Klee

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Warrior Woman

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Swiss army knife

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Going Down?

Vampire on a plane

Dragon Graph