Mythical Figure Fans Gifts

'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

Paul Klee

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Warrior Woman

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Swiss army knife

Stephen Spender.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Dragon Graph

Going Down?

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'