Mythical Hero Fan Gifts

St. George and the Dragon

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Warrior Woman

Swiss army knife

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traffic Cone Monsters

Hot Tub Frosty

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Dragon Graph

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Going Down?

Scientist seen on loch.