Mythical Character Fan Gifts

Narcissus

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Swiss army knife

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Warrior Woman

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traffic Cone Monsters

Hot Tub Frosty

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

The Golf Gremlin.

Vampire Bat

Sea Monster

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'