Mythical Legend Fan Gifts

Swiss army knife

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bacchus.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Warrior Woman

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

Hot Tub Frosty

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Going Down?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dragon Graph

Adam and Eve, as old people.