Myth And Legend Fan Gifts

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'

"Could you scratch my nose..?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Swiss army knife

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Going Down?

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."