Myth And Legends Fans Gifts

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Swiss army knife

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"He's So Your Type."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Viking River Raids