Legends And Lore Fan Gifts

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Bram Stoker

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Narcissus

Mermaids

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

Hermes

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

Loch Ness.

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

Viking helmet...

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

Friendly Troll.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"Could you scratch my nose..?"

The Sword in the Stone, 2020

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Dragons were never out of style."

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."

'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'