Fantasy Lore Lover Gifts

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Ask A Silly Question.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Sleeping Beauty.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"My God! There goes middle management."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'