Fantasy Tale Lover Gifts

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The Mouse Princess

Desert Island BBQ

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."