Fantasy Narrative Lover Gifts

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Broomstick crash.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I said slime."

Wotan with eye patch

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.