Dramatic Narrative Lover Gifts

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

Three little pigs-mortgage.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

A couple decides what to watch.

Oedipus

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Richard Hughes.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."