Complex Narrative Lover Gifts

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Mystery of the Poets

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Man and bird

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Gobbledygookologist

Anecdote Magazine

Sir Joseph Bowley's

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

David and Goliath and bra-sling

'Harold decided his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was at an end.'

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

Noah and the Flood

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

'Sorry Tin Man you have been replaced by a Samsung D800.'

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Ohmygosh! What? What? Is a Kardashian here? Major scandal. Epic proportions. Infidelity of the highest order. Sadie Cohen has been cheating on Uncle Mort. Can you believe it? Sadie! The very image of perfection revealed as a fraud! She's not the image of perfection. Stick with me. This is for narrative purposes. Oh, fine. No way! But she's so perfect!

"If you want something done right, you have to lead a military coup."

Noah's Ark Sculpture

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"So, basically you are a socialist."

"Limited nuclear war, sir, is where people like you and me survive."

"Relationship Noir."

"Listen closely. This is going to be vintage Eddie."