Whimsical Narrative Lover Gifts

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Sir Joseph Bowley's

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Christopher Nolan caricature

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Anecdote Magazine

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

"I still can't work out why the humans arrange this for us!"

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

The Spreaders

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"