Whimsical Narrative Lover Gifts

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Sir Joseph Bowley's

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Anecdote Magazine

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

"I still can't work out why the humans arrange this for us!"

The Spreaders

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'He bears keeping an eye on.'