Whimsical Book Lover Gifts

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

The Spreaders

Politics Book

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do it yourself books.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Tree Funeral

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Cat and fishing instruction

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Dummies for Dummies.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Good book?'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

The Farmer Sutra.

Golf escape.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

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