Whimsical Reader Gifts

Coping with ducks

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

'Why do all the people in the children's zone look like they are having more fun than us?'

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Cat and dog in a library

'How to lick doggie breath.'

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

And they lived hoppily ever after.

'Will you stop reading that and get on with my wishes!'

Dog reading the paper.

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

Cat and fishing instruction

Cover Design for the Yellow Book- Unused

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

"You smell different – is that a new dead carcass you're wearing?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

ET Mishap

Hats and Food

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Funnel of Love

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Valentine Day

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'