Whimsical Romance Lover Gifts

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Glance Exchange

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

The worm that churned!

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Wash your hands

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Love is an many splendoured thing

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

Jack in the Box

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Football/Soccer bubbles

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

A thief steals a heart

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Snow globe

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Caution Dry Rot

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Banana

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"