Whimsical Romantic Gifts

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'No one regurgitates like you, honey.'

Unusual Romance

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Jack in the Box

Cat and fishing instruction

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

'She loved me...'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

Sir Joseph Bowley's

"Hello, gorgeous!"