Whimsical Romantic Gifts

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'No one regurgitates like you, honey.'

Unusual Romance

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Jack in the Box

Cat and fishing instruction

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'She loved me...'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"Hello, gorgeous!"

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Fork reading newspaper