Whimsical Couple Gifts

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

Spring Training

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Jack in the Box

'Your future looks charming.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Bird plucking a cello

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I want to make it with you."

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

'And they lived happily ever after - well beyond their means.'

"Hello, gorgeous!"

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

"You ever notice how heavy your head is?"