Whimsical Individual Gifts

Spring Training

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Right here's fine."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Selfie Stick

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Scuba cow"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Radiator jazz player

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Fishing for Birds

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

A man rakes a tree

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"