Whimsical Innovator Gifts

The Champignon Bell

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Scuba cow"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Spring Training

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I said slime."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fishing for Birds

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

A man rakes a tree

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"