Whimsical Entrepreneur Gifts

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

Spring Training

"I said slime."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Teddy Bear

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

Woman throwing giant pot.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

David Hockney

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Sheep striptease'.

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Moon Pies.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Setting up companies

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The ambush.

Snowman Tattoo