Whimsical Inventor Gifts

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

The Aero-Window

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn

Helio-Bot

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Nerg and Ooma Invent the Wheel.

Sugar Cube Machine

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Spring Training

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"I said slime."

Bubble gum leaves

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Rude Snowpeople

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Woman throwing giant pot.

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Sheep striptease'.

World's cheapest car

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"