Whimsical Inventor Gifts

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

The Aero-Window

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn

Helio-Bot

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Nerg and Ooma Invent the Wheel.

Sugar Cube Machine

"Young Frankenstein"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"I said slime."

Bubble gum leaves

Spring Training

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Rude Snowpeople

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Woman throwing giant pot.

Computerized Dollhouse.

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'Sheep striptease'.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'It keeps me sane!'

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'