Whimsical Business Aficionado Gifts

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

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'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

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'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

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'G'morning, I'm the small business advisor.'

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.'

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

'Congratulations, gentlemen! Sales have held steady for another quarter.'

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"You've been with us a long time, Winnie, and we're prepared to offer you a generous severance package."

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"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."