Quirky Business Enthusiast Gifts

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Lemonade 50 cents - Smokers Welcome!

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

Kisses $1 established 1943.

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"I guess this is about as hostile as we can make this takeover."

"I never knew my psychic hotline business would be so busy!"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Setting up companies

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Working from home.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Play Ball!

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'