Quirky Business Enthusiasts Gifts

Man in desert sees a man selling gloves, knee pads and shoes.

"Yes, I know I told you to diversify."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

Setting up companies

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'Babies are tough customers. Sure, they smile a lot, but usually it's just gas.'

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

"Weed cookies"

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'I know you want financial certainty for your business. Here it is, your business is certain to fail.'

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

The spirit of creative challenge is the driving force of our corporate philosophy.

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

'Damn - that was my idea.'

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."