Quirky Business Seekers Gifts

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Urine Catcher

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

Setting up companies

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

"Weed cookies"