Quirky Business Lover Gifts

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Angry Pelican Rides

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Bib's home-based business was unique for a number of reasons, the most obvious being that it wasn't even his home.

Rally Dust Decorating $100 and Hand Wash $5.

"Admittedly, it's a niche market."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Setting up companies

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"When I said you were instrumental to this company, the instrument I had in mind was a kazoo."

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Latrinologist

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"Weed cookies"

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

'Damn - that was my idea.'

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

"I love being my own boss, but I hate being my own employee."