Quirky Businessman Gifts

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"That's our new church mascot."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Floss Street Vendor

Cat Boss

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Self-Employment

Setting up companies

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."