Quirky Business Owner Gifts

Lemonade Stand

'I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he's in steady work.'

"I love being my own boss, but I hate being my own employee."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Cat Boss

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Self-Employment

Setting up companies

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"Weed cookies"

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -