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Lemonade Stand

'I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he's in steady work.'

"I love being my own boss, but I hate being my own employee."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Cat Boss

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Setting up companies

Self-Employment

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"Weed cookies"

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

'Damn - that was my idea.'