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'I spotted a gap in the market.'

Tissue factory: 'Forget about softness. Tests show we could triple sales if we add pepper.'

'Ready?'

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We'e just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Ice Cold Lemonade - Going out of business sale!

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

'If business is slow, and you want my advice, changing your business name would help...'

Business was so slow that Quasimodo eventually sold up, and became the town bell ringer.

"We need a new website. . . there's no money, but think of the exposure. . ."

"Weed cookies"

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

'I'm not in it for the money - I just figure it's a good way to get a lemonade whenever I want one.'

Setting up companies

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

Girl with an all natural lemonade stand squeezes lemons into the mouths of customers.

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

Man making money selling ready-made snowmen

Billy's fire extinguishers, shoes and hooks - going out of business sale.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Sport Utility Boot.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Cat Boss

World's cheapest car

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.