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Bankruptcy Court - You and your chain of drive-in soup kitchens!

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Setting up companies

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

"Weed cookies"

"Wonka's Fruit-tastic, Lick-me-loo-rolls; I'm out!"

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

'Did I ever tell you that I had a TV show idea called 'Super Nanny' years before this one?. . . Except mine was about a crime-fighting goat.'

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

"I love being my own boss, but I hate being my own employee."

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'