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Man in desert sees a man selling gloves, knee pads and shoes.

"Yes, I know I told you to diversify."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Setting up companies

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'Babies are tough customers. Sure, they smile a lot, but usually it's just gas.'

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"Weed cookies"

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

'I know you want financial certainty for your business. Here it is, your business is certain to fail.'

The spirit of creative challenge is the driving force of our corporate philosophy.

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

'Damn - that was my idea.'

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -