Quirky Businessmen T-Shirts

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Cat Boss

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Setting up companies

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

Self-Employment

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"Weed cookies"

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

'Damn - that was my idea.'