Quirky Business Minds T-Shirts

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

Pat My Dog $5

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Tree with Drain Pipe

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

"Meow."

'So how's the precipice?'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

The Cowards Way Out.

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Turbine Escape

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"I guess this is about as hostile as we can make this takeover."