Quirky Business Thinker T-Shirts

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"We've exhausted the niche markets. How about we go for the lunatic fringe?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Map of the human brain

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Large print e-book.

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."