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"Why didn't we think of that?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"We've exhausted the niche markets. How about we go for the lunatic fringe?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Map of the human brain

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Large print e-book.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Dreams I have had...