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"I bought this franchise. It came with a cup, a marker and some cardboard."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

Setting up companies

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'Sales are up 12% since we moved Recovery over here to the hospital gift shop.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Weed cookies"

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

Diversify: Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue.

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'Find out what he's up to.'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

Woman walking past Five Guys.

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

The Niche Economy