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Clock Shop: Turn- Key Operation

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

The little engine that delegated

Leadership Training

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.

Working at Home Half Day

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

What is the difference between a boss and a leader?

'Newgate, you'll be reporting to Cunningham, who'll be reporting directly to me. I, in one of those unexplainable paradoxes of the business world will be reporting to you,'

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