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'It's the first dollar I ever made. Unfortunately, it's also the last dollar I ever made.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

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"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Intelligent dog.

Businessman at the deep end.

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Business plan.

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

And the third quarter projection

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."